Friday, May 15, 2009

The Bubble

10 Reasons to Love Tel Aviv....
-time out israel-

1. there are draconian laws against smoking which nobody seems to know about

2. you can buy rolling paper, bongs and God knows what else at the corner store

3. its easier to find passion fruit smoothie than a parking spot

4 there is a gay beach right next to a religious beach and g-d doesn't seem to mind

5. the prostitutes, policemen, street cleaners and convenience store owners are all... jewish

6. you can bring your dog to a gourmet resturant

7. the city's official language changes to french every summer

8. every taxi driver feels the need to tell you about his brother, the millionaire in the usa

9. who knew that people actually play paddleball

10. rabbis driving around and dancing to loud trance music are the city's biggest noise violation



p.s i didn't write this, i just read it somewhere. the reality is that half of it is true......tel aviv is like no other part of israel.

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